Funtch 

An irreversible, life changing professional burn out brought on by the combination of a declining economy and long series of soul draining situations.

I think I'm done being a graphic designer, I'm all Funtched.

or

This client is nothing but funtch!

Funtch by DirectFromSpace July 20, 2012

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

funchline 

Luke Hemmings Sang Funchline instead of punchline in a cover and it was the cutest thing ever like the person who sang it :)

i think your funny when you tell the FUNCHline wrong- luke hemmings - teenage dream -

funchline by Moonlightdeyes April 22, 2016

Fræser Funch

A type of person who rides a bicycle really f*cking fast and smiles a lot.

Thans: "Who is that riding a bike?"
Oba: "Oh, that must be the infamous Fræser Funch

Fræser Funch by pdart603 April 13, 2021

futchu 

a different way to say fuck you

futchu bitch

futchu by TheLadyBlacknight September 20, 2023

Funchee 

When you smokin' hot like a steak on a grill. Makes the boy/girl blush so hard they say "humminah humminah zip zang wooww."

Me:Hot dang, Cobly looking funchee today

Funchee by FadFalcon January 13, 2020

Futch 

A lesbian, dyke or other variety of queer woman who possesses or displays qualities and identifiers of both butch and femme. (noun)

Futch (adjective) describes:
a) a non-standard display of female masculinity, which contains elements of the feminine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).
b) a non-standard display of queer femininity, containing elements of the masculine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).

If butch/femme is a spectrum, a futch may be found at any or all of the points in between.

A futch presentation may occasionally be ephemeral, caused by the migration of an woman's queer self-identity, but is much more likely to be ongoing and deliberate; reflecting an individual's own position of comfort on the queer gender presentation scale.

Tila Tequila's date, Dani Campbell, a lesbian firefighter from Florida, claims she invented the word "futch" to describe herself as being part butch, part femme. However, a spot of research will reveal that the word has been in moderate usage in the dyke community since at least 1990. Dani would have had to be a very inventive little futch at 11 to be the word's progenitor.

Sometimes futch sighting is a false positive, as in the case of many rural women who make the gaydar spang wildly, but who are merely hetero women who portray common lesbian markers, such as speaking firmly, gesturing strongly, taking no nonsense, and using no botox. While wearing boots.

As I was getting ready for my date with the new girl, I had a hard time deciding whether to put on my suit and tie or my heels and dress. Good thing she likes a futch, because it doesn't matter which I pick.

Futch by Miselaineous October 19, 2009