Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

by LAFF April 23, 2004

Funch

To be annoyed or annoying

Bruh Ms.B got me funched .

"Stop being so funch."

by gyalist March 30, 2017

Funch

Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.

That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.

by PrincessCuddleBunny August 03, 2010

Funch

Short cut for "fart punch (your) fart box.

Last tense "funched"

"Girl I'm going to funch you so good later"

by Xxzzxx July 06, 2017

Funch

To punch someone in the Jack and Danny

Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.

by Eagle chops. March 19, 2018

Funch

A cool guy who is very good at playing Swain. he is very tall and sexy

Hey it's Funch. He is so good at Swain

by Elbo69 February 15, 2021

Funch

Fuch is a sentence Mixed with “fucking punch”
It was created by a bunch of dumb preschoolers.

I’m gonna funch you

by Polly beavis June 30, 2019