Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

by LAFF April 23, 2004

Funch

To be annoyed or annoying

Bruh Ms.B got me funched .

"Stop being so funch."

by gyalist March 29, 2017

Funch

Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.

That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.

by PrincessCuddleBunny August 03, 2010

Funch

Fun + lunch = Funch

Simple, innocent, clean, fun lunch. Just fun. At lunchtime. Nothing lewd. Calm down.

Lunch is always so much fun with you. Let’s call it funch.

by AlMoPal February 25, 2019

Funch

Short cut for "fart punch (your) fart box.

Last tense "funched"

"Girl I'm going to funch you so good later"

by Xxzzxx July 07, 2017

Funch

Fuch is a sentence Mixed with “fucking punch”
It was created by a bunch of dumb preschoolers.

I’m gonna funch you

by Polly beavis June 30, 2019

Funch

To punch someone in the Jack and Danny

Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.

by Eagle chops. May 13, 2018