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funfortunately 

Something that is funny and unfortunate at the same time. Often used as a way to describe your rival or enemies downfalls.
I caught my girlfriend sleeping with another man, funfortunately he gave her herpes.
funfortunately by Officecamel October 20, 2008

Funfortunate

Adj- Something fun or funny that happens in the midst of a usually tedious task or negative situation.
I had to go to the doctor today which sucked, however, it was funfortunate that the doctor gave me a lollipop at the end of my visit.
Funfortunate by Fountain Penn April 10, 2011

funbortion 

the act of killing a fun or enjoyable activity before it has started.
The cops committed funbortion when they arrived before we could even open the alcohol.
funbortion by m3ph15t0 April 14, 2011

vector the funposter 

i great person who is m'lord and makes and brings us all of the great memes like the nutshack you should praise m'lord vector everyday if you do you'll get eternal happiness m'lord has a youtube channel and a discord vector is a shitpost fan too
vector the funposter is a great lord

Funfortunate

adj. when something is evidently bad and unfortunate, but has personal positive connotations.

Other forms: funfortunately (adv.)
Dude 1: Hey man, your wife's been crying over there for the past hour, what's her deal?
Dude 2: Well, funfortunately, her dipshit cat who pissed all over my fucking apartment got hit by a snowplow.
Dude 1: I'm sorry.
Dude 2: Are you kidding? That's great!
Funfortunate by Liamailiam December 21, 2009

Funorthia 

When you have a lot of fun with somone and you have an orthia from beeing with them. Medical condition
are you having a funorthia
Funorthia by BITCHO666 July 27, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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