Something that is funny and unfortunate at the same time. Often used as a way to describe your rival or enemies downfalls.
by Officecamel October 20, 2008
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Adj- Something fun or funny that happens in the midst of a usually tedious task or negative situation.
I had to go to the doctor today which sucked, however, it was funfortunate that the doctor gave me a lollipop at the end of my visit.
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Dude 1: Hey man, your wife's been crying over there for the past hour, what's her deal?
Dude 2: Well, funfortunately, her dipshit cat who pissed all over my fucking apartment got hit by a snowplow.
Dude 1: I'm sorry.
Dude 2: Are you kidding? That's great!
Dude 2: Well, funfortunately, her dipshit cat who pissed all over my fucking apartment got hit by a snowplow.
Dude 1: I'm sorry.
Dude 2: Are you kidding? That's great!
by Liamailiam December 21, 2009
Get the Funfortunate mug.When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
Get the unfortunately, or fortunately. mug.someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straight mug.Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
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