A jared who has attained a comedic concentration of his life goal. Similar to how an Eevee can choose various skillsets to adapt for a lifestyle in its future evolution. A FunnyAsJared has attained this title through attaining the honor of being the funny one.

Steven: Yo so I heard Jared is pretty successful with his comedian stuff.
Michael: Actually Jared attained his FunnyAsJared Status
Steven: Yo no way I was about to go watch him. He’s hella funny.

FunnyAsJared by ElRealoUno52 February 17, 2024

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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