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Funny Sex 

When two people who are high, have sex.
John: Last night I had some fucking funny sex with Jennifer.
Richard: Yeah we done every other way, but we've never tried that funny sex. How is it?
John: Yo dog, we doing every time from now on.
Funny Sex by amhcih June 24, 2009
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funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck
Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment
funny sex terms by C March 15, 2005

Funny penis sex 

Penis sex that is very funny, the most common kind of penis sex.
Dude, I totally had funny penis sex with Jessica last night! She kept referencing Hans Teeuwen, it was awesome!
Funny penis sex by Intellect 2 November 15, 2020

Sex haha funny 

HAHAHAH 6969696996
*sex ed* lol this exam is about sex hahahahhahahahahhaha sex haha funny
KYS

Sex haha funny 

u mum when. me when

please help me i am in great pain
Random homless guy: *Eats*
me: u mum when (BECAUSE SEX HAHA FUNNY)
Sex haha funny by Dickslayerman_69 February 21, 2022

funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids

A weird and demented "kids" video that you will find on YouTube. These types of cringy videos were super common in 2017.
Karen: Omg! I found funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids in my son's youtube history! Why would my son watch this nonsense?

cool hot sexy funny 

cool hot sexy and funny is chloe not alex
being cool hot sexy funny is a life style not a choice
friend:"bro they are so cool hot sexy and funny"
friend 2:"bro thats just Chloe not alex bte"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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