Funishing

Noun (Funish):
1. one to three bottles of liquor necessary or useful for fun.

Verb (Funish-ing, Funish-ed):
1. the act of buying a large expenditure of alcohol and bringing it to a party.

Bryce was funishing the party by bringing grey goose for the ladies.

Funishing by GoldenStar April 27, 2010

Simp Fishing 

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

stick fishing 

To insert a "stick" of Xanax into a female's vagina and fish it out with your tongue.

Last night was wild. She let me go stick fishing.

stick fishing by kaynouse January 17, 2017

Ice fishing In July 

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

Ice fishing In July by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.

In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!

open fly fishing by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016

Flap fishing 

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

Flap fishing by docdebauch January 21, 2008

fishing a dead pond 

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

fishing a dead pond by Jamfetto August 10, 2007