Funeralise

To hold a funeral for someone or something. Sometimes spelled as "funeralize".

Did you hear about Jimmy's death? He's being funeralised on Sunday.

by UnfunnyJ0CK May 30, 2016

no mourners no funerals

A way of saying dont die/love you. Before going on a heist

No mourners no funerals (before leaving )

by Sherm05 October 13, 2021

professional fundraiser

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs

"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018

Fundraiser fatigue

A feeling of being overwhelmed and exhausted from constant exposure to social media posts asking for donations. While the individual suffering from this condition may not be financially stable enough themselves to give their money away, an overexposure to conflict, suffering, and humanitarian tragedies will inflict a feeling of guilt for not being able to help.

"I donated my last $20 to Scott's fundraiser last weekend, but ever since then, some of my favourite influencers asked me to give money to like 10 other charities. I really can't afford anything at the moment, but seeing all this suffering in the world really wears me out and makes me feel so guilty for not doing enough. I think I'm suffering from fundraiser fatigue."

by wolfgang_antweiler August 21, 2020

bacon fundraiser

(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.

I'm going out to grab some food at mall.

Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.

by Captain Ginyu March 2, 2011

Funeraling

Funeraling is Krogering but with more caskets.

Let's go funeraling.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

Fundraiser

What governments do to get more money.

September 11 could have been an Fundraiser for Bush, and an excuse to invade Iraq.

by LightningNinja2 January 19, 2009