Funancially

Funance is the science of fun management. The general areas of funance are business funance, personal funance, and public funance. Having fun at work, having fun with yourself, and having fun in public are all required to be a funancially responsible person. Funance includes saving fun and often includes lending fun. The field of funance deals with the concepts of time, money, risk, booze, the opposite sex and how they are interrelated. It also deals with how fun is spent and budgeted.

Often funancial decisions involve others, to be funancially responsible fun should not begotten at the expense of someone that cannot defend themselves.

Funancial independence should be everyone’s goal, unfortunately it will not allow one to retire.

Going to Las Vegas (from Chicago) on 3 hours notice is not a good idea financially, funancially it is mandatory.

Funancially by T.A. PABST June 15, 2010

Financially raped 

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.

Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.

Financially raped by JTHAO July 5, 2009

Financially Attractive 

To be Attracted to someone because of there Finance

Girl he is so ugly, I know but he's so Financially Attractive.

Financially Attractive by Coco Paris January 7, 2007

financially embarrassed 

When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.

Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat?

Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed.

Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.

financially embarrassed by michelze April 2, 2010

Financially Sexy 

Originally coined by women in the late 1980's as "Financially Attractive" when talking about an ugly guy, this new definition is now used by the "Wiser" Gentleman ( A male of approximately +35 years). A man who has probably just come off his 3rd serious relationship with a "Hot sort" ( A feamle aged 25 +/- 5 years old) since losing his virginity and has no coin left due to her Insta lifestyle requirements. The said "Wiser" gentleman has now realised that the Hot sort is not worth the time nor financial effort and is happier with someone who has a better paying career, brains and at sometimes alot older, rather than the "Hot sort" looks he has committed to in the past. Hence the male equivalent term "Financially Sexy".

20 y.o. Dave: "Bro check out 'Ol mate and his Missus! It's like looking at a Lion with a Hippo."
35 y.o. Tony: "Mate! That Hippo is the local Doc in town. I can understand why, she is definitely Financially sexy!"

Financially Sexy by Crewy84 January 16, 2020

Financially anal fisted 

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

Financially anal fisted by Karlaur September 28, 2018

financially challenged

phrase describing ones cash flow, also known as "broke as shit."

No, I ain't goin' to the bar. I'm financially challenged as fuck!

financially challenged by Melvin5000 June 27, 2010