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Fumanchu
Fumanchu by Reptilewins May 18, 2016
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Fumanchuesday
(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}
Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!
Fumanchuesday by The Foo Man December 13, 2010
patchy fu manchu
When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
patchy fu manchu by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015
fudgesicle fu manchu
Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.
fudgesicle fu manchu by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009
Fu Manchu
1. Chinese crimelord created by Sax Rohmer. Once as popular and widely-used as Dracula, and the template for Ming the Merciless, comics villain the Mandarin and countless others. Now considered highly politically incorrect.
2. Style of facial hair. Long, thin, drooping moustache sometimes accompanied by a wanky little goatee. Looks distinguished on older Oriental gentlemen, elsewhere is a crime against decency.
2. Style of facial hair. Long, thin, drooping moustache sometimes accompanied by a wanky little goatee. Looks distinguished on older Oriental gentlemen, elsewhere is a crime against decency.
Fumanchuneral
(noun) - a very sad day celebrating the life of a man who wore a fumanchu; this term can also refer to an open casket visitation in which the deceased bears a fumanchu on his face.
Side note: A man cannot wear a fumanchu in the afterlife, unless he has a Fumanchuneral.
Side note: A man cannot wear a fumanchu in the afterlife, unless he has a Fumanchuneral.
Fumanchuneral by The Foo Man December 15, 2010
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