Fumanchuness 

enahancing the volume of one's facial hair in the style of a fu manchu.

Tim: "Dude you've been growing your facial hair quite well!"
Jake: "Yeah man, I just wanted to give it a bit more fumanchuness."

Fumanchuness by nippletitties99 March 6, 2013

Fumanchuesday 

(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}

Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!

Fumanchuesday by The Foo Man December 13, 2010

Fumanchuneral

(noun) - a very sad day celebrating the life of a man who wore a fumanchu; this term can also refer to an open casket visitation in which the deceased bears a fumanchu on his face.

Side note: A man cannot wear a fumanchu in the afterlife, unless he has a Fumanchuneral.

When Hulk Hogan dies, he will have a Fumanchuneral.

Fumanchuneral by The Foo Man December 15, 2010