Fat, obnoxious, ugly, f***in' bitch: could stop a clock just by looking at it; could stop a truck with failed brakes just by standing in the way; could turn anyone to stone just by talking to them. Fugly Biatch . . . need we say more??
Anyone named Tatiana. Synonyms: Fugly Biatch, Butt Fugly. You are such a Fugly Biatch - it's why clams dig holes in the sand . . . to get away.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).