Fuggage

Your boyfriends baggage, aka his fucking fat ugly ex girlfriend who he's still not over.

Jack better ditch that fuggage before Ashley leaves his sorry ass.

by SheDaB May 26, 2016

faggage

Someone who is gay and has a lot of emotional or relationship baggage.

Sarah, "So what's up with that guy you're seeing?"
Howard, "Yeah, well, I had to break-up with him."
Sarah, "Why? He was so hot!"
Howard, "Hell yes he was hot but he just has WAY to much faggage!"

by prettymilktruck November 24, 2007

Faggage

Situations, or past experiences that cause or warrant homosexual tendencies.

"Wow, Michael sure is acting differently since college... I think he came on to me yesterday!"
"Yeah, he seems to have a lot of faggage."

"I have a hard time believing Brian is straight, he just has a lot of faggage."

by D. Bagg January 30, 2012

Faggage

The mental baggage left over from a previous gay relationship.

Friend 1: Hey, there's Lisa.
Friend 2: What? Shit, don't let Rebecca see her. Those two have some serious faggage.

by Wittimancer August 8, 2010

faggage

The emotional baggage attached to a homosexual relationship between two men.

Michael brought a lot of faggage to his relationship with Marc.

by WillonaWoods September 8, 2008

fungaged

(adj) the act of spending your lives together as friends, lovers, and muppets.

The Swedish Chefs were fungaged for life.

by børtbørt April 4, 2017

fluggage

The baggage in your life after fucking up badly.

Dude, I can't afford to go. I have to make my fluggage payment to my X.

by Omar Celeb Tech Guru February 24, 2017