fungaged 

(adj) the act of spending your lives together as friends, lovers, and muppets.

The Swedish Chefs were fungaged for life.

fungaged by børtbørt April 4, 2017

Fungaled French Fry 

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick

Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!

Fungaled French Fry by Tabinator August 10, 2008