Chefs 

The bro name for the Kansas City Chiefs. It's been scientifically proven that if a fan refers to the Kansas City Chiefs as the Chefs, the team is statistically more likely to win.

The Chefs are takin state.

Chefs by #1_ChefsFan November 15, 2010

chefs 

chefs : slang for the weed smoking queens

1."Hey!" the chefs are here"!
2. The chefs are at the party :implying there is weed smoking going on.

chefs by The Chefs September 14, 2008

chefs arse 

Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms

Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks.

chefs arse by grazza September 23, 2007

Chefs kiss 

Definition of literal perfection.

Someone: that kid that always reminded the teacher we had homework died!!!
Me: * chefs kiss *

Chefs kiss by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

Chefs Arse 

Working in a hot environment the anal area may tend to sweat a little. The condition of chefs arse is caused by the rubbing of the sweaty cheeks and causing nappy rash like sores.

Elliot "Dude this kitchen is hot"

Sylvester "Yeah, I know my anus is sweating big time"

Elliot "Take care you don't get Chefs Arse!"

Sylvester "I will throw some cornflower in it to absorb the moisture"

Elliot "Good call Sylvester, good call"

Chefs Arse by miaomatt November 14, 2009

Chefs Mopping Bowl 

When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.

"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"

Chefs Mopping Bowl by FlintBeastwood December 31, 2013

chefs arse 

The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.

Chef Tony was such a ratty old bastard because he had a bad case of chefs arse.

chefs arse by Botty Bot Bot September 22, 2006