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Fudgepump

Word of exasperation; used in place of shit or crap.
Joe: (Something bad happens) Ahhh... fudgepumps.
by Asesin de ninja August 26, 2005
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Fudgepipe

by jay lew September 6, 2003
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fudgepumper

Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot fudgepumper!
by sbo April 16, 2011
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FudgeMuppet

Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.
by Ottoh June 24, 2012
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Fudgemuppet

An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.
Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017
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fillmore fudgepop

The act of freezing a shit (preferably large) and using it as a dildo. Named after the thirteenth president, Millard Fillmore, member of the whig party. Butt specific. If used vaginally, it is referred to as a princess poopsicle.
"My shit has been in there overnight, it must be rock hard by now. Go grab it and give me a fillmore fudgepop."
by Dingus Jones May 13, 2007
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Fudgemuppet

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The phenomenon of having a sloshy shit-juiced penis after having anal sex with a person that has diarrhea.
Jack: I had a fudgemuppet after anally pounding Lisa last night, never having sex with that bitch again, took me ages to get rid of the stench.
by JackyPakutra February 1, 2018
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