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An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.
Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017
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The act of fisting a loved one in the ass.
Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.
by Ottoh June 21, 2012
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A term used to describe the act of fisting someone in the asshole.
"McMaster gave a fudge muppet to Joey last night."
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