FudgeMuppet
Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.
FudgeMuppet by Ottoh June 24, 2012
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Fudgemuppet
An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.
Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
Fudgemuppet by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017
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The phenomenon of having a sloshy shit-juiced penis after having anal sex with a person that has diarrhea.
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The phenomenon of having a sloshy shit-juiced penis after having anal sex with a person that has diarrhea.
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.