FudgeMuppet
Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.
FudgeMuppet by Ottoh June 24, 2012
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Fudgemuppet
An adult male who secretly visits same-sex brothels, because he is too afraid to come out of the closet. Usually all of the fudgemuppets friends will be aware of his secret sexual preferences, without the fudgemuppet being aware that they've learned his secret.
Why won't Michael just come out of the closet? Everyone one knows his secret.
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
Did you hear? Scott is cheating on his wife with other men, he's a damn fudgemuppet!
Fudgemuppet by SupremeLeaderWang October 26, 2017
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The phenomenon of having a sloshy shit-juiced penis after having anal sex with a person that has diarrhea.
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The phenomenon of having a sloshy shit-juiced penis after having anal sex with a person that has diarrhea.
Jack: I had a fudgemuppet after anally pounding Lisa last night, never having sex with that bitch again, took me ages to get rid of the stench.
Fudgemuppet by JackyPakutra February 1, 2018
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