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Fuctub by CatFishFrog October 19, 2016
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fuctuplets 

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"
"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

fuctuplets by ratscabies February 2, 2009
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Fuckubus 

A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.
We were going camping until that fuckubus slashed the tires on my RV.

It turns out, my wife is quite the fuckubus.

So-and-so is a fuckubus because he used me for a place to stay.
Fuckubus by mondon October 9, 2017
Furtube, wholesome yet simplistic nickname for a furry pet animal.
Example: pet rat, hamster, bunny, cat, dog, mouse, chinchila....

For short furtube can be used to call "Furtub"

Even simplier version of Furtub is just "Tub"

Furtube(s) formal version
Furtub(s) casual version
Tub(us) or (s) even more casual version
Tb(s) super casual version
Person A: Hey, I need to feed my hamster he is my little furtube!

Person B: Okay. Mind you bring some treats for my furtub aswell?

Person C: Oh yea. Can i get some too, my tub eats pretty much anything.

Person D: Btw, where did you get those Tb treats?
Furtube by Wisdomteeth20 July 4, 2022

Goody's Lumpy Funtube 

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.
You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!
Boobies,charlies,cans,jugs,baps....
Call 'em what you like, ladies have 'em and I luv 'em
Check out the funtubs on that bimbo, sure would like to rub my nuts on them ..
funtubs by blindboy September 8, 2005

Fuctuate 

Fuctuate is a word that was created by a Deaf family that uses Cued Speech and American Sign Language. The word is used to describe a sign that they created to express feelings of road rage and indicates a feeling of revolving or wavering between the feelings of anger and peace. The visual form of the word is a revolving or rotating peace sign (two fingers held up on one hand in a "V") and can also begin with the use of only the middle finger, which in the United States is commonly known to mean "fuck you".
Cole is a peaceful soul, but even he can fuctuate when someone really pisses him off.
Fuctuate by coloradocues1m3s May 4, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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