Fuctub 

Fat Ugly Chicks Treat U Better

She is a real fuctub

Fuctub by CatFishFrog October 19, 2016

fuctuplets 

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

fuctuplets by ratscabies February 2, 2009

Fuckubus 

A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.

We were going camping until that fuckubus slashed the tires on my RV.

It turns out, my wife is quite the fuckubus.

So-and-so is a fuckubus because he used me for a place to stay.

Fuckubus by mondon October 9, 2017

Furtube 

Furtube, wholesome yet simplistic nickname for a furry pet animal.
Example: pet rat, hamster, bunny, cat, dog, mouse, chinchila....

For short furtube can be used to call "Furtub"

Even simplier version of Furtub is just "Tub"

Furtube(s) formal version
Furtub(s) casual version
Tub(us) or (s) even more casual version
Tb(s) super casual version

Person A: Hey, I need to feed my hamster he is my little furtube!

Person B: Okay. Mind you bring some treats for my furtub aswell?

Person C: Oh yea. Can i get some too, my tub eats pretty much anything.

Person D: Btw, where did you get those Tb treats?

Furtube by Wisdomteeth20 July 4, 2022

Goody's Lumpy Funtube 

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

Goody's Lumpy Funtube by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

funtubs

Boobies,charlies,cans,jugs,baps....
Call 'em what you like, ladies have 'em and I luv 'em

Check out the funtubs on that bimbo, sure would like to rub my nuts on them ..

funtubs by blindboy September 8, 2005

Fuctuate 

Fuctuate is a word that was created by a Deaf family that uses Cued Speech and American Sign Language. The word is used to describe a sign that they created to express feelings of road rage and indicates a feeling of revolving or wavering between the feelings of anger and peace. The visual form of the word is a revolving or rotating peace sign (two fingers held up on one hand in a "V") and can also begin with the use of only the middle finger, which in the United States is commonly known to mean "fuck you".

Cole is a peaceful soul, but even he can fuctuate when someone really pisses him off.

Fuctuate by coloradocues1m3s May 4, 2022