fucksayer

A person who uses the word 'fuck' to excess, often in the interest of sounding more intense.

Friend: "I don't fucking want to work this shift. I fucking hate our customers. Fuck this place."
You: "I can tell you're really serious about the topic of conversation, and that impresses me. You're a total fucksayer and obviously a badass."

by BoneChompsky November 22, 2011

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Fuckyer

Fuckyer is denoted by a % (percent sign) followed by a tag on social media sites to denote a complaint about annoying posts.

Friend posts something like: I am doing yet another challenge for charity.
You respond: %StupidChallenge
(read as Fuckyer Stupid Challenge)

by Fat Atheist August 21, 2014

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Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

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Fuckslayer

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

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fuckassery

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl

"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"

by illykay352 October 1, 2009

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