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The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.
The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.
fuckshow by ChipSlap February 1, 2005
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An electric reciprocating saw (originally designed for hardware use)modified to have a dildo attached on the end of it. It is seen used on clips from the Howard Stern show, as Dana Dearmond demonstrates it.
Dana Dearmond is seen taking it in the pussy with a fucksaw on a clip from the Howard Stern Show.
fucksaw by Nisga Treaty May 13, 2006

fuckshack 

An outhouse in the middle of the woods (sometimes near a cottage) that is converted to become a small place for alot of fucking to go on, the plumbing is removed and replaced with a carpet and a lava lamp, creating a great enviroment for fucking with very little people around to hear/intrude.
"He took me out to his fuckshack and slammed me down against the carpet, but then I burned my ass on the lava lamp"
fuckshack by fuckshack101 July 16, 2008

Alligator Fuckshack 

Performing the "Alligator Fuckhouse" in Lewis County.
That couple from Lewis County was way out in the country and decided to perform the Alligator Fuckshack. It was messy.

fuckhawt 

word used to describe someone with jaw-dropping good looks or superior sex appeal; so hot that you would fuck them right now.
"Hey, are you going to see RPattz in 'New Moon'?"
"Yeah, I'm going everyday cuz he's fuckhawt!"
fuckhawt by camilla.deville October 5, 2009

fuckspawn 

Derogatory term used to describe ugly or unintelligent children.
Jane's got me babysitting the fuckspawn tomorrow.
fuckspawn by G. Weller March 21, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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