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Fucks Me

Alternative way of saying "Beats me". Basically, it means "I don't know".
Person A: Where are my keys?
Person B: Fucks me.
by Xeno The Cowardly Prince June 21, 2010
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Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.
Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.
by smh8885 September 7, 2007
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Fucks Me Off

The feeling you gets when you see something nice you can'take afford
Tara's new Corvette really fucks me off.
by Dianney October 5, 2015
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are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

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Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"
by Cotbumm July 21, 2016
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Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.
'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'
by Vinylist January 19, 2014
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Fuck me in the ass day

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6
Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn
by gh0st_bxnny25 October 18, 2019
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