Fucks Me

Alternative way of saying "Beats me". Basically, it means "I don't know".

Person A: Where are my keys?
Person B: Fucks me.

by Xeno The Cowardly Prince June 20, 2010

fuck me fuck me

When saying it once just isn't enough.

As Brett took Ana from behind, both hands twisting her nipples and thrusting vigorously inside her rectum, she screamed 'fuck me fuck me'

by Fedora Jack September 21, 2016

Fuck Me

1. What you say when anything mildly inconveniences you.

Taylor: Fuck me! I just stepped on a fucking lego!

by Arivire October 21, 2018

Fuck me

1) sarcastic reply towards a frustrating situation

2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.

1) Random dude: I should've stopped after the first cum so I wouldn't be stuck in this traffic jam. Fuck me.

2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"

by RollABowl December 24, 2014

Fuck me

When I want you to take your big hard cock and ram me hard and fast until I'm shaking and squirting

Oh yeah baby!!! Fuck me!! A-Ah~ deeper!!! Ah yes!! Ooh.. ah! Right there! Fuck me!!!

by GummiTheDeliciousBitch December 28, 2016

fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Fuck me

Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation

Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.

by CR7andmessiisGOAT July 12, 2023