Fuckroyd 

When something is simply so outrageous there are no words to describe it

"what the fuckroyd you just broke my phone"

Fuckroyd by bigbosstally January 23, 2017

fuckrod

My best new putdown that sounds a lot better with a Jerry Seinfeld delivery like he's saying "Newman"

Try turning it clockwise you fuckrod

fuckrod by daventura September 30, 2003

fuckrod

Slang term for "penis."

I'm about to pull out my fat fuckrod and take a piss!

fuckrod by Bally McSackerson September 3, 2003

fuckrod

1: Someone who acts like a fucking idiot in such a way that it causes problems for others.
2: Anyone who engages in teamkilling, cheating, exploiting or just being an all around idiot in online firstperson shooters.
See also: Fucktard and Gayrod

We can't get up the fucking beach because that guy is 0-34 and he insists on using our only fucking sniper rifle. What a fuckrod!!!

fuckrod by Bob Vila March 2, 2004