Fuckomg 

you're trying to type "fucking" but you type to fast.

OMG YES I FUCKOMG LOVE YOU - sootburg

Fuckomg by drawings_notfound December 9, 2021

Fuckom 

One day, this girl kept misspelling Fuckin to fuckom. The dictionary in her phone finally changed Fuckin to Fuckom, so it caught on, and now we all say "Fuckom" instead of "Fuckin".

This fuckom dog wont gtfo.

Fuckom by ShewwAwllreadyKnow! ;D July 19, 2010

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckoma 

The consequence of performing sex to the point of reaching an unconscious state.

"We fucked for so long. Afterward I slipped into a 13 hour fuckoma"

fuckoma by THCZTA September 17, 2012

fuckomplis 

A bro that helps out another bro by driving him to buy condoms or to his girlfriend because he can't drive. (For any kind of reason)

bro1: Dude, thank you so much for driving me. She finally wants to have sex!
bro2: Whatever man. Just forget about it. But this is the LAST time I will be your fuckomplis alright?

fuckomplis by LieutenantDavid September 28, 2014

Fuckong 

New gorilla breed
or
You can't properly spell word 'fucking' at 3:15 AM

I WILL FUCKONG KILL YOU

Fuckong by coperko May 10, 2017

fuckomforter 

a blanket that has been used for sexual acts by multiple couples

naaawwww its the fuckomforter, tradition says dont wash it.

fuckomforter by uclagirly December 29, 2010