Fuckomg

you're trying to type "fucking" but you type to fast.

OMG YES I FUCKOMG LOVE YOU - sootburg

by drawings_notfound December 9, 2021

Fuckom

One day, this girl kept misspelling Fuckin to fuckom. The dictionary in her phone finally changed Fuckin to Fuckom, so it caught on, and now we all say "Fuckom" instead of "Fuckin".

This fuckom dog wont gtfo.

by ShewwAwllreadyKnow! ;D July 19, 2010

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckoma

The consequence of performing sex to the point of reaching an unconscious state.

"We fucked for so long. Afterward I slipped into a 13 hour fuckoma"

by THCZTA September 17, 2012

fuckomplis

A bro that helps out another bro by driving him to buy condoms or to his girlfriend because he can't drive. (For any kind of reason)

bro1: Dude, thank you so much for driving me. She finally wants to have sex!
bro2: Whatever man. Just forget about it. But this is the LAST time I will be your fuckomplis alright?

by LieutenantDavid September 28, 2014

Fuckong

New gorilla breed
or
You can't properly spell word 'fucking' at 3:15 AM

I WILL FUCKONG KILL YOU

by coperko May 10, 2017

fuckomforter

a blanket that has been used for sexual acts by multiple couples

naaawwww its the fuckomforter, tradition says dont wash it.

by uclagirly December 29, 2010