Shipping between any two personas of the content creator Wilbur Soot. These personas appear in multiple video series on the Wilbur Soot youtube and twitch channels, and though they are not recognized by the creator himself as personas, the fandom has developed a mind of it's own.
Similar to "sanscest" in which it is multiple of the same character being shipped together, the term is alternatively called "sootcest." The morals of these types of pairings are dubious at best, don't be surprised to see people who would rather avoid users of the term.
child: "I ship sootbur, specifically ghostbur and phantombur :)"
person 2: "dude that's weird"
child: "shut the up you're clearly just a wilbur anti "
Sootbur is a ship between any two (or more!) bursonas of the content creator Wilbur soot! E.G simpbur + argbur, Ghostbur + Revivebur, etc. It is honestly a very nice ship with amazing dynamics.
Man 1: Hey, you should check out pictures-of-wilbur on tumblr for some really awesome Sootbur content!
Man 2: Sootbur….ew, gross.
Man 1: :(
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.