Fuckings mother
A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.
Fuckings mother by Johre Malin Ravndal November 12, 2018
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YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Related Words
Fuckings mother • fucking motherfucker • Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face • FML (Fucking Mothers Lover) • You Fucking Motherfucker • Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker • YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER • fucking cocksucker motherfucker • fucking fuck motherfuck bastard • Nick Mother-Fucking Anthony
crazy ass mother fucking bitch
A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
crazy ass mother fucking bitch by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015
JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY
This nigga: Handled 5 niggas simultaneously, made 2 of those niggas sacrifice themselves, THEN still proceeded to whoop a niggas ass that had enough power create a universe AND a nigga who defeated a God of Destruction. AND, This niggas had enough strength to fight 3 niggas at the same time at the end . HARDEST NIGGA IN DBZ IS WHO??? JIREN THE MOTHFER FUCKING GREY
Pussy ass niggas: “Dam, I’m hella tired”.
REAL NIGGAS: “You know who dosent get tired? JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY”.
REAL NIGGAS: “You know who dosent get tired? JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY”.
JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY by $Tay$ February 2, 2019
Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
mother fucking the jury
Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.
Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.
Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.
Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
mother fucking the jury by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017
crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt
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