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Fucking Shit Balls

A phrase which is used when something totally sucks!
Abbreviation: FSB
That test was hard as fucking shit balls!

AWWW FUCKING SHIT BALLS I LOST!

Why the fucking shit balls does every predator missile come after me!
by AKA The Doc February 7, 2010
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Fucking shit balls

-Another way of saying "holy crap"
- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.
by johan6789 March 28, 2009
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Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan
by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019
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Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
by skinner January 3, 2014
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Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010
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Fucking Cocksucking Shitballs

An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.
"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"
by Ace of Fours September 19, 2021
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fuckingshitballs

This is what you say in a situation where you’re basiclly screwed but you’re too unique to just say the good-old fuck
I lost my phone .... fuckingshitballs”
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