fuckin friday

n. A weekly holiday in which all participants say the word "fuck" as much as possible

Person 1: "Dude, what day is it?"
Person 2: "It's fuckin friday, fucktard."
Person 3: "Oh fuck, it is fuckin friday."

fuckin friday by teh1337c September 17, 2010

Words you can keep

Fuckin' Friday

An excuse for taking part in an abnormal, surprising, or otherwise strange activity due to the stress relief and joy of the week being complete on a Friday night.

1. George: "Dude, what the Hell are you riding a scooter around town with a pizza at midnight for?!!"

You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."

2. George: "Why the Hell are you going to jump off of that bridge dude?!!"

You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."

Fuckin' Friday by IKatD June 14, 2010

Related Words

Fuckin' Friday • Friday Night Fuckin' • FUCKING FRIDAY • Chipflake Friday Night Funkin' mod • FNF (Friday Night Funkin) • Friday Night Funkin • Friday Night Funkin’ • Friday Night Fucking • Friday Night Funkin': The Full-Ass Game • Friday Night Funkin' Effect

Friday Night Fuckin'

When you fuck someone, and immediately start playing Friday Night Funkin' afterwards.

Bro me and my girl did some Friday Night Fuckin' last night

Friday Night Fuckin' by GalaxyPancakesOwO March 20, 2021

Friday Night Fuckin'

Instead of pressing the keys to the rhythm, you fuck the GF to the rhythm

Person 1: Hey dude, what are you playing?
Person 2: Friday Night Fuckin'
Person1: ummm, are you sure you're not playing Friday Night Funkin'?
Perseon 2: no

Friday Night Fuckin' by namesarehard69 May 31, 2021

Friday Night Fuckin'

you spelled Friday night funkin wrong dim wit

if you actually spelled Friday Night Fuckin' this way then you are a degenerate

Friday Night Fuckin' by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

FUCKING FRIDAY

With every turn you make, someone or something is waiting around the corner to fuck you, and not in a good way. This especially sucks on a Friday.

I'm having quite the FUCKING FRIDAY!

FUCKING FRIDAY by kk_b November 5, 2012

Friday Night Funkin

the game is pretty good but the fandom fucking sucks ass

Person 1: "Friday Night Funkin is SO GOOD BFxPICO IS CANON UWU bf likes to be fucked in the ass!!"
Person 2: "wtf"

Friday Night Funkin by vladebil April 8, 2021

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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