2 definitions by Dr. Awesome guy

Beef and chons

beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......

Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons

by Dr. Awesome guy June 3, 2014

fuckholean

of or similar to a fuckhole in certain regards. In other words a complete dickheaded obstinate shit who is as or more stubborn as a mule.

Guy 1: Don't you think that dude is just so fuckholean?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, totes bro.

by Dr. Awesome guy March 10, 2014