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Fucked Hair

When you go to a small salon and pay a decent amount to get your hair done and later you find out the idiots who didn't finish beauty school. Basically, when your hair is so far ruined that only shaving it off will fix it.
victim: Shit! They made me pay for this fucked hair!
bystander: What the hell is wrong with your hair? It's pixied now!
by GloomyTaco (Editor) August 1, 2008
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just-got-fucked hair

noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.
"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."
by dopeLabber November 28, 2001
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just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.
hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!
by jude-e December 5, 2001
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hair fucked

When you went to a men saloon ,and u ordered the guy ,to just shape your hairs and he cuts them in a manner where all the looks of hairs just vanished so you feel hair-fucked .
hey Kapil ! what the hell is wrong with your hairs u were concern about it but right now you are looking hair fucked man !
by Big time C December 18, 2011
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Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.
Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg
by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009
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