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Fuck-Shui 

The feng shui of fucking. Mirrors on the ceiling and the like.
Dude, put the video camera away. You're throwing off my fuck-shui.
Fuck-Shui by WiseGranny December 1, 2011
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Fuck-shui 

Expressing anger, irritation, or being upset.
I don't understand this math assignment! Fuck-shui!
Fuck-shui by Kelli Adams July 26, 2008
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fuck shui 

A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.
For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui

Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living

I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui

fuck shui 

The aftermath of rigorous sexual activity that results in the rearrangement of your furniture, whether it be living room, dining room or bedroom.
... Robin came over last night. She wasn't only a screamer, she totally fuck shui'd my living room furniture.
fuck shui by sceeter December 21, 2010

Fuck Shui 

Used to describe extensive efforts by a home owner to make their abode stylish and comfortable in which the end result is garish and unappealing.
"This person spent a lot of money painting their walls neon and picking out ugly furniture."
"Yeah, they really fuck shui'd it"
Fuck Shui by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018

Fuck Shui 

Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.
I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.
Fuck Shui by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018

Fuck Shui 

The exact opposite of Feng Shui
I need to organize my office, right now it is totally Fuck Shui
Fuck Shui by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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