Fuck-Cough

The act of faking a corona virus cough in order to make people leave you alone.

'These stupid customers wouldn't quit bugging me so I made them Fuck-Cough!'

by Jive Talker March 8, 2020

Community Fuck Couch

A coutch or fold-out bed downstairs or in a basement that has seen a lot of fucking from its owner as well as visitors.

I would rather pass out on a community fuck couch.

by ExFlip August 17, 2010

Fuck Couch

When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing

Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo

by FarOutWords November 22, 2010

fuck couch

to totally, completly, and utterly dominate something

"I'm going to fuck couch in Call of Duty 4"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"

by TNaes March 1, 2008

fuck yo couch!

Fuck yo couch!!- Comes from Chappelle show--use as an insult, or...just shout it randomly!

*Stands up during math class*
"FUCK YO COUCH!!!"

by Skittles!! June 5, 2005

Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch

1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"

by Justin October 13, 2004

fuck yo couch

Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.

Fuck yo couch, niggah!

by Kecktardo November 3, 2005