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fuck you in

Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.
Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"
fuck you in by NDirish15 April 21, 2014
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Fuck you in the Eye

Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...
"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"

fuck you in your mouth 

Oral sex, espically very vigously
"I'm gunna fuck you in your mouth bitch."

"Okay hold up, let me tie my hair back"
fuck you in your mouth by Evan916 September 29, 2006

fuck you in the app 

An expression of derisive anger and frustration when a business coercively informs you that you really should get their app in order to do business with them.
Sir, I am not at all interested in amassing endless apps on my phone, now or in the future, so fuck you in the app!

fuck you in the neck 

To penetrate an individual with your dick in the region of the body connecting your head to your body.

Fuck You In Advance

when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.
getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
Fuck You In Advance by zachus22 October 18, 2008

Fuck you in your 15 holes 

An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.

It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.
Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework

Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!

Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus
Fuck you in your 15 holes by Tofu-san September 19, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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