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Fuck off Cunt 

Australian term mainly used to disagree. Different tones can denote different meanings to the term i.e... Angry tone- "Fuck off Cunt" translates to- Please remove yourself from my direct area and deafen me with your silence before confrontation escalates.....
Subtle or even happy voice, Example... Someone tells an untruthful story, the response "haha Fuck off Cunt" Translates to- I find your factless story somewhat humorous although I know its untrue, But I hold you in such high regard I give you the honour of referring to you as Cunt. In Australia, when you call someone a cunt they're your mate...Call someone mate they're a cunt.
Out late at Pub and blind. Someone starts talking shit to your Mrs and goes to far, refuses to go away amicably so harsher directions required (angry voice) "FUCK OFF CUNT"

Young bloke says "hooked up with a 10/10 on tinder last night, and she keeps msging wanting more(subtle/ happy voice)"Haha fuck off cunt"..
Fuck off Cunt by Draw Enak June 30, 2018
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fuck off cunt as if 

An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.
Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"

Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"
fuck off cunt as if by VVhorez October 15, 2020

Fuck Off You Cunt 

When someone is being bothered by a certain someone and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up.
Michal: "It is a verb then"
Patryczku: "Michalku, just Fuck Off You Cunt"

Fuck off you cunt 

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.
Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"
Fuck off you cunt by Labiosexon February 3, 2020

You stupid cunt, fuck off 

what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)

Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
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