Fuck a stick
Fuck a stick by skinnylegend_2024 August 7, 2020
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Fuck a pig with a stick
A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)
Fuck a pig with a stick by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
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Fuck a stick • Fuck a pig with a stick • Fuck on a stick • fuck my dick with a stick • Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool • fuck me hard up the arse with a stick • Fuck me running with a pogo stick • licker of a sweaty fuck stick • take a flying liplock to my fuck stick • take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Fuck on a stick
To have to balance on a stick while having sexual relations with someone you would rather not have sexual relations. This usually ends with an accident of the stick rampaging the anus.
Fuck on a stick by Liger KING April 1, 2020
fuck me hard up the arse with a stick
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
fuck me hard up the arse with a stick by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007
fuck my dick with a stick
an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.
can be used in place of FML.
can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool
Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009
Fuck me running with a pogo stick
What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!
Fuck me running with a pogo stick by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011
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