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Fuck Naked 

An extreme degree of naked beyond 'buck naked', where it's as if you are seeing someone while they're having sex. After seeing someone fuck naked it's hard to ever look at them the same again.
Guy 1: "Do you remember walking in on that trick last night when she was totally getting railed"?

Guy 2: "Ya dude for sure I can never look at her the same she was completely fuck naked".
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butt fuck naked 

I woke up completely butt fuck naked yesterday.

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.
(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

fuck-a-nigga named 

An insult to someone or something annoying or stupid.
Fuck-a-nigga named stop sign. Fuck-a-nigga named homework.
fuck-a-nigga named by J-Pimpin January 28, 2008

Fuck A Bitch Named Ryan

A very interchangeable term, having a bad day? Fuck a bitch named Ryan! Someone stressing you out to your breaking point? Fuck a bitch named Ryan!

Fuck A Bitch named Ryan!!! This is a saying that can express ill feelings of Jiveary going on within proximity to you.
JACK - "How was your day"
JIM - "Horrible; my wife cheated on me, my son came out as gay, and my dog got ran over"
JACK "Fuck A Bitch Named Ryan, that's some rough shit"
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020