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fuck fuck goose 

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.
Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)
fuck fuck goose by kaibai March 1, 2017

Fuck fuck fuck a duck 

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo
Fuck fuck fuck a duck by WB-dog June 28, 2010

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

When shit happens and you need to vent.
Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

fuck fumes 

The pungent, horribly sweaty smelling stank odour caused from the friction of making love.
"You should have smelled the fuck fumes cascading out of Pete's room last night!"
fuck fumes by The Holy MAckerel March 3, 2010

Fuck-Fuck Friday

noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.
Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.

Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
Fuck-Fuck Friday by Big Fiz June 26, 2009

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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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