One's number of people they have slept with. A shorter and easier way to say "the number of people I've slept with".
Josh, "My fuck count's at 4."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."
by psebq June 24, 2009
Get the Fuck Count mug.Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.
I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014
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by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020
Get the contactless fuck mug.Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.
May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.
Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
by A Buckeye in New Hampshire August 19, 2010
Get the Country Fuck mug.From December 21st to December 27th every country that use to belong to The United Kingdom/British Empire will revert back to being British but Parliament will be non-existent
It's "Fuck certain country week" so the British Empire is back but we have no laws so it's the Purge
by SomeBritishguy December 21, 2022
Get the Fuck certain country week mug.{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse
I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.
He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.
Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.
He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.
Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009
Get the Counter Fuck mug.A person who been on the county ever since their first child has been born, and continues to have babies on welfare , relying soley on the government, never has held one job in their life , i.e. lazy , trifling tricks.
Dude 1: Man , shamika got all them damn kids and i ain't never known her to do shit besides breeding them bastards!
Dude 2: yeah bro , she ain't nothin but a county fuck , that's why !!!lmao
Dude 2: yeah bro , she ain't nothin but a county fuck , that's why !!!lmao
by Blackcat89 , Prez.moore April 17, 2011
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