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Fuck’ve

When adding Fuck and have together. Instead of saying where the Fuck have you been? It should now be..
Where the Fuck’ve you been?
The 21st century is all about breaking down multiple words in to acronyms or having an apostrophe between the omission of two words, so how have we not come up with this one already?
George - “where the fuck’ve you been?”
by VodkaSodaLime December 1, 2018
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You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged
"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa
by anonymous March 1, 2020
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ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.
Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007
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Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Best response to being punched. Ever.
Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
by liMPiNMEdiC January 6, 2008
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I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.
Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"
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Ah Fuck I can't believe you've done this

Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you
"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."
by Anti-hypofritz February 26, 2017
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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
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