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A fakely Britishized, faux refinement of the obscenity "fucker." Used the same way, it conveys the same sentiment through a veneer of eloquence and/or respectability. This variation has the added benefit of slipping past profanity filters. Can be used as a genuine alternative or just for the sake of novelty.
Those clever fuccards!
Look at this jerk, this fuccard right here.
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fuccardly 

Derived from the word "fuccard." A usually derogatory descriptor for a performance or work done unintelligently, carelessly, half-assed or otherwise poorly, or any combination thereof. The word has no concern for intent or motivation, deliberation or accident, and only condemns the unsatisfactory quality of the result.
He so fuccardly plagiarized me, my name is still on his report!
I've never seen a more fuccardly presentation.
Bullshit at the higest level ;
People who are stupid, ignorant, childish,and love foolishness.
All the people who started the riot were with the fuckary and Cayla was not having it ; they would all pay for ruining her party .
Fuckary by Yellah Laflare October 6, 2009
My friend slept with his roommate's girlfriend and made a complete fuckary out of everything.
fuckary by The Anthony G May 12, 2008
Stop all that fuckary .
What kind of fuckary are u up to
Fuckary by Syd_the_slouth June 7, 2018

What the fuckary

Usally pretaining to something strange or unusal
Guy 1 see's Guy 2 floating in the air.

Guy 1: what kind of what the fuckary is this?
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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