fuccard

A fakely Britishized, faux refinement of the obscenity "fucker." Used the same way, it conveys the same sentiment through a veneer of eloquence and/or respectability. This variation has the added benefit of slipping past profanity filters. Can be used as a genuine alternative or just for the sake of novelty.

Those clever fuccards!
Look at this jerk, this fuccard right here.

fuccard by Those Clever Fuccards May 27, 2021

fuckcard 

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.

That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.

fuckcard by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019

fuctard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

fuccardly 

Derived from the word "fuccard." A usually derogatory descriptor for a performance or work done unintelligently, carelessly, half-assed or otherwise poorly, or any combination thereof. The word has no concern for intent or motivation, deliberation or accident, and only condemns the unsatisfactory quality of the result.

He so fuccardly plagiarized me, my name is still on his report!
I've never seen a more fuccardly presentation.

fuccardly by Those Clever Fuccards May 30, 2021

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

fuckard

Archaic. A means of denoting one who is not too bright.

'Faith, Mowbray, th'art in sooth a knave and a fuckard.

fuckard by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007

fuctard 

a retarded fuck.

"shut up fuctard"

fuctard by tendo April 19, 2003