Fucate

the act of royally fucking something up

I really fucated my last marriage

by bezalella September 5, 2011

fecate

1. to convert innocuous food substances or other ingested solids into effectively repulsive waste matter.

2. make a turd

The weapons employed in a standard food fight become much more effective after you fecate them.

In order to defecate, one must first fecate.

by Dr. Assman July 18, 2011

fecate

To fill with shit. If defecate (de-fecate) means to void of feces, then fecate must mean to fill with feces (shit).

The politician opened his mouth and fecated his supporters.
(The politician opened his mouth and filled his supporters with bull shit)

I don't have the data to properly prepare that report , but I can fecate it.
(I don't have the data to properly prepare that report, but I can give you a bunch of shit that sounds good)

by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

fucktern

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008

Fucktention

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.

Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!

by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

Fugate

A strong, firm handshake.

*At a formal party
Yourself: How are you doing?
Business Executive: Fine. You? (offers hand)
*Handshake

Yourself: Good. Thank you.
Business Executive: That is a very nice Fugate you have there.
*You then become CEO of the company

by TheREALBruce March 1, 2013

fuckateria

A social gathering or other environment with large numbers of women present, often in a drunken or otherwise sexually receptive state.

This creates a situation with an overwhelming variety of cheap, easy options similar to a cafeteria at lunchtime.

That residence party was a total fuckateria, but Dave still can't get himself laid.

by Spewey April 13, 2004