fecate

1. to convert innocuous food substances or other ingested solids into effectively repulsive waste matter.

2. make a turd

The weapons employed in a standard food fight become much more effective after you fecate them.

In order to defecate, one must first fecate.

by Dr. Assman July 18, 2011

fecate

To fill with shit. If defecate (de-fecate) means to void of feces, then fecate must mean to fill with feces (shit).

The politician opened his mouth and fecated his supporters.
(The politician opened his mouth and filled his supporters with bull shit)

I don't have the data to properly prepare that report , but I can fecate it.
(I don't have the data to properly prepare that report, but I can give you a bunch of shit that sounds good)

by Trumplodyte December 05, 2018

Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010

Fecate

to turn into feces

I am going to Fecate my homework.

by CrayonEater4259 January 18, 2019

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

flocky-nocky-nahilla-pilla-fecations

A word or common phrase meaning that some people cannot pronounce this word properly.

You can't can you?

by Turbo The Porcupine April 19, 2004

fecation

A massive dump, the result of taking a shit so profound that in addition to having the property of being an object, it is also an event.

Additionally, can be used to describe a person or object having the attributes of a monumental bowl movement.

He's not a turd. He's a massive fecation.

by FearMoreMovieLions November 22, 2023