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frumpled 

the act of being stressed and being a complete mess
I feel frumpled because of school and work.
frumpled by Frankie D September 8, 2007
*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!
It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.
Frumple by camper February 7, 2004

frumpleskirt 

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished
person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you

Frumplebangin 

The most correct, appropriate, and nice term for bangin' fat vag.
"Hey buddy, want to go to the Zeta house and go frumplebangin? I hear the whole house is thick."
Frumplebangin by PermNasty August 26, 2009
To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.
Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!
frumped by PMax March 9, 2008

Frumpied 

To be confronted by the numbers 752. Orginated from the USS Pasadena (SSN 752). The USS Pasadena had a cartoon turtle with boxing gloves named frumpy. The crew began to proclaim, "I Just got frumpied!", if they saw 752 anywhere, such as 7:52 AM or $7.52. Avoiding these numbers becomes a daily chore.
Don't buy the number 7 meal, the total adds up right, and you get frumpied.
Frumpied by Frumpy752 July 14, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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