Frumple Dick

1) A state which occurs when ones dick is crumpled and infested with fungus. No cure is known.{

2) An insult for people who are worse than a dick.

"Dude, I got swimming in a pond and got a bad case of frumple dick."

Dan: "Jimmy killed my cat."
Erika: "Yeah he's a total frumple dick"

by Friendly Tom May 6, 2010