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fruitless 

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory
That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.
fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.
How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.
Fruitless Grind by therizza December 29, 2012

fruitetarian 

Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.
We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.
fruitetarian by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014

Fruitless Effort 

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.
I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...
Fruitless Effort by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

fruitgetables

Umbrella term for fruits and vegetables.
"Hey Respit wanna eat some fruitgetables later?"
"No! I bloody hate them!"

Fruitless Pursuit 

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.
What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!