Urine that comes out in two separate streams, causing you to try to balance the two streams and usually ends up spraying all over the place. This urine is an allusion to the oft-quoted line from the famous Robert Frost poem-"The Road Not Taken": "Two roads diverged in a wood..."

Dang, my bathroom floor is a mess-I had that Robert Frost Piss!

Robert Frost Piss by John Gottim May 18, 2011

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Robert Frost-ing

Taking the road less traveled in the bedroom, in other words: butt-sex.

I had no idea that chick was into Robert Frost-ing.

Robert Frost-ing by THE Sam April 10, 2013

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robert frost

a brilliant poet who's writings relate to everyday people encountering everyday problems.

"A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words. "
- Robert Frost

" two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost, from the poem "The Road not Taken"

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not cool robert frost

An expression of mild exasperation or frustration - may be used as a substitute for a curse word at work or in front of children. (Inspired by the first Kid President pep talk).

Roomie #1: Where's the rest of the cake from last night? I was planning to have it for breakfast...

Roomie #2: I ate it after you went to bed...sorry.

Roomie #1: Not cool Robert Frost!

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Robert Frost

An anonymous YouTuber who doesn't show his face, but wears blue spandex, and looks like a muscley Slender man. He talks shit about a lot of people specifically girls he liked one.
Calls himself a 'real life superhero' but doesn't ever actually get off his ass, other than to eat or go the bathroom.
He's pretty much on skype all day, complaining about people over the internet, because he's butthurt.

"Have you seen Robert Frosts new video?!"

"Nah man, he's too butthurt for me..."

Robert Frost by MySp00nIsT00Big August 18, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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