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Froshmen

Guys who come to scholl and think there all that but usally get thier asses kick. when seniors beat these guys up they use classical attacks such as "frosh bomb" and "Frosh finger break"
I heard jimmy the frosh dickslapped his dog
by Shizzlemcdizzle November 20, 2003
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freshmen freak-out

when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.
Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.
by hugmonsta May 11, 2010
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pocket freshmen

new kids in the freshman class that are so small they could fit in your back pocket.
did you see those frosh over there, they're total pocket freshmen.
by MOK69 November 27, 2011
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pet freshmen

When you are a sophomore or a higher grade and you meet freshmen who are obvious that they are freshmen. The freshmen are like pets because they're not used to being in high school like the sophomores and upperclassmen have experienced.
girl 1: look at those freshmen sitting at our table.

girl 2: yeah but they're my pet freshmen
by look at that chick January 11, 2013
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Freshmen

first year students in college, formal way of saying 'bottom of the food chain' or 'light weight'.

Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.

Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.
'are those girls transfer here? i've never seen them before'
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'
by happypeanutssoar September 18, 2012
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sexual freshmen

freshmen that blow senior guys to have any relation with the upperclassman
"All the sexual freshmen keep taking over our spot."
by Parissa September 26, 2006
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Freshmen Slayer

A guy or girl who can't get any significant other their own age, so they date and sleep with a bunch of freshmen.
"Yeah, Chris is a total Freshmen Slayer"
by HESSI November 30, 2009
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