front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006

Front Wedgie

When a woman accidental puts her thong/ g-string on backwards, where the smaller triangle is uncomfortably wedged in the front.

While putting on her panties in the dark, she put them on backwards and got a front wedgie

by calijj May 10, 2009

Front Wedgie

The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.

Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"

Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"

Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"

Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"

by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker August 20, 2018

front bum wedgie

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response

"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"

by Bakes Galaxy January 16, 2015